This Tumblr How Do I Put This Gently is absolutely brilliant. Here are some of my faves for today. Hilarious an entirely applicable to me and my friends, though the drinking ones are more applicable to just my friends - which makes them even more hilarious!
Best Friends
When my best friend reminds me of something stupid I did in college: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20965536320
My best friend and I when we haven't seen each other in a while: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20988818484
When I met my best friend at freshman orientation: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20872252917
How my best friend and I react when we discover there's a Law and Order SVU marathon on: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20881049711
When my best friend and I are out and our song comes on: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21196311054
Going to get bagels Saturday morning, while still drunk, with my best friends: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21055646463
How mature my best friend and I are: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21528256879
Sharing an inside joke with my best friend: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21279194095
Health/Food
When someone tries to bother me when I'm eating: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20860134563
What I wish would happen whenever I eat junkfood: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20948236153
When my friend asks if I want to get fro-yo: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20872567305
When someone points out that the food I'm eating is unhealthy: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20949359114
When someone skinny mentions that they don't work out: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21193767994
When I'm at the gym trying to scope out the hotties: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21468717343
When my drunk food delivery never arrives: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21330088645
How I eat in front of other people: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21276995993
Alcohol/Drinking/Nights Out
When ugly guys try to dance with me: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20951603456
When my one sober friend is trying to get us all home from the bar: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21470929056
The cab ride home from the bar: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20988721607
When my two best friends and I enter a bar: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20949015202
After breaking the seal: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20882283084
When my best friend helps me home from the bar: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20819917867
When my friend tells me she made Jello shots for tonight: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21112677296
When my roommate comes home in the morning still wearing her clothes from the night before: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21400493968
When I'm trying to get my friend's attention from across the bar: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21240699048
After I drink tequila: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21241362354
Relationships/Dating/Hook-Ups
When I find out a guy I'm seeing has a cat: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20986685038
When a guy I'm hooking up with gets whiskey dick: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21035433280
When my friend gets back with her asshole ex: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21221818901
When I see a hot guy on campus: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21282761017
Academics/School
Leaving class on Friday: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21033091998
After I graduated college: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20822080053
Flirting: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21333520625
Pulling and all-nighter: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21258245893
Just Brilliant
What I do as soon as I walk in the door: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/20965654656
When I find out it's warm enough to wear a sundress tomorrow: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21180410337
Walking in Heels: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21192803542
Whenever I hear Nickelback: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21057329594
When I'm at a stoplight and someone is blasting music: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21453379892
When the Sarah McLauchlan animal commercial comes on: http://howdoiputthisgently.tumblr.com/post/21333739281
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