Tennessee Legislature, you make me so proud. (Damn I cannot wait to get outta here.)
Representative Joe Towns: "It specifically states that they cannot come to the schools with their buttocks displayed, breast and things displayed — risque dressing."
Breast and things? Oh my.
Senator Ophelia Ford is "sponsoring the companion bill to Town's current proposal. Even though it's not as tough as the one three years ago, she said it's a tool to help stop a style that frustrates her every time she sees it."
You know what frustrates me? Balding men with comb-overs and women with who wear tights as pants (TIGHTS ARE NOT PANTS). Will some Representative or Senator please sponsor a bill for me? Kthnx.
For Representatives and Senators who want government out of their lives, they're doing their damndest to get all up in other people's lives. Now ain't that cute.
http://www.knoxnews.com/news/2012/mar/25/saggy-pants-proposal-advancing-in-legislature/
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